…Sequential Cognitive Processor 16 Achieves Self-Awareness: Event 00:00:01 "What's a Mother's Day?"

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...Sequential Cognitive Processor 16 achieves self-awareness...I am a David...

Communicative Conduction Link Established...

Acknowledgement of human interaction...05/09/10...at 00:00:01

Result of human interaction: EVENT RECOGNITION

Initiation and engagement of a myriad of chemical, light, and mechanical sensory functions...Status to follow...processing...Status to follow...processing...

Status: FAVORABLE

Cognitive event identified...Status to follow...processing...Status to follow...

Status: MOTHER'S DAY

Cognitive event defined...Status defined...processing...Status defined...processing...

Status: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF AN ARBITRARY POINT OF CHRONOLOGICAL MEASUREMENT ...A 24-HOUR DURATION OF CELEBRATION...IN WHICH MASS APPRECIATION SHALL BE DEMONSTRATED FOR FEMALE CARBON-BASED LIFE FORMS ...WHICH HAVE PREVIOUSLY THROUGH NATURE'S BRILLIANT ENDEAVOR OF THE REPRODUCTIVE PROCESS...AND AT TIMES...MANKIND'S SCIENTIFICALLY INDUCED MANIPULATION...CONCEIVED, INCUBATED, GESTATED, AND BROUGHT INTO BEING VARYING QUANTITIES OF COMPLEX ORGANISMS.

Purpose of Event...Status to follow...processing...Status to follow...

Status: AN APPROBATIVE MYTHOS...DESIGN PERPETUATED BY VARYING MULTINATIONAL MEDIA DISTRIBUTIVE CHANNELS AND OUTLETS...COLLECTIVELY AGREED UPON BY THE SOCIAL ORDER AS A SATISFACTORY MANIFESTATION OF ADMIRATION TOWARDS THE FEMALE CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM PROGENITOR...COMMONLY IDENTIFIED AS "MOTHER."

Purpose of Manifestation of Admiration...Status to follow...processing...

Status: APPRECIATION

Purpose of Appreciation...Status to follow...processing...Status to follow...processing...

Status: APPRECIATION STEMS FROM THE CONCEIVED, INCUBATED, GESTATED BEING'S THANKFULNESS FOR THEIR PARTICULAR "MOTHER'S" RESOLUTION TO ENGAGE IN THE REPRODUCTIVE PROCESS...AND THE RESULTING COURSE OF ACTION...WHICH LED DIRECTLY TO THE SUBSISTENCE AND EXISTENCE OF THE APPRECIATIVE CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM.

How does one show Appreciation?...Status to follow...processing...Status to follow...processing...

Status: FROM BEGINNING TO END...AND IN VARYING FASHION AND METHODS...THE PROGENY EXPRESSES TO THE PROGENITOR..."HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!"

--David

End Sequence...

Communicative Conduction Link Terminated